Born and raised on the north shore of Boston, I may have lost a bit of my accent over the years, but have had the great opportunity to work with some wicked pissah brands - Bud Light, Carhartt, Weber Grills, Comedy Central and the Brooklyn Nets are some of them. I grew up swimming in trash barrels filled with olives in the back of my grandfather's Greek catering company. Today, when I'm not eating lamb, writing or directing, I'm up at 6:00am on my way to Vail to get more days on the mountain than my buddies. That means you, Mike Fontenot. The worst thing I've ever done was at age six. At a church assembly, the priest asked a group of Sunday school kids, "who's Jesus Christ?" I raised my hand and explained, "Jesus Christ is when you walk into the ocean and it's really cold and you say, 'Jesus Christ the water's cold.'"